Ikea is a ‘Scandinavian’ self-assembly furniture shop. Well, it’s lots of shops. Huge shops. They are making an absolute fortune for the owners, because somehow they discovered how to tap into the female shopping gene.
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We are told it's politically correct to 'like' everything. Rubbish. To get by in life you have to lumpit most of the time. So, what's the trick? Well, it's how you lumpit that's important. Some say the size of the sigh is the measure of how you are doing. These are the daily observations and meanderings of one man called Chris from your planet Earth's East London, England. He's on a quest to survive through some of the most ridiculous and tedious times during the evolution of his species. And yet, in truth he's having a really great time and enjoying every bizarre minute of laughing and pointing at it.-
Recent stuff you've said
Time keeps on slipping slipping into the future
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Recent Lumpitings
- Kidnap after neglect
- Don’t blame the parents
- Sprinkle when you tinkle
- The search for non-willy porn
- Treating life differently
- Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs, eh?
- Shut the fuck up in cinemas
- The Church rejected Christ’s own family?
- I don’t think I’m gay
- Fear of mono
- History is a lie
- The day the muggers won
- BBC2 Programme for Stoners
- Adverts of the outside
- Why I hate old songs
Lumpits long gone
- May 2007 (1)
- April 2007 (1)
- March 2007 (31)
- February 2007 (28)
- January 2007 (31)
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