Loud birds

Cor blimey. How is a man supposed to sleep around here, eh? That big moon thing keeps shining brightly. Ok, so it’s my fault for sleeping without any curtains drawn (or in my case, blinds closed – what are curtains for?), but it seems far more natural to sleep with the natural light and dark coming in from outside. So, recently that moon has been beaming straight in and onto my face. It’s like waking up with a burglar’s torch shining in your face.