Ok, it works like this: Stuff oozes out of my brain via my fingers and through the keyboard. I guess that’s perfectly normal.
Now then, some of it ends up extremely accurately reflecting my feelings and my life, but the rest is licensed to get slightly surreal on occasions in order to make a good story slightly better. Some might argue it’s designed to assist us all ask the questions we are being conditioned not to ask.
So this means that what you read is a mixture of the whole truth and a good yarn, but hopefully entertaining the free-thinker in you.
Life can be odd sometimes. What might appear to be the surreal bit may in fact be completely accurate and true. The mundane may be the bit that’s made up.
When you decide to label and catalogue me please only do it after you’ve read and digested at least 50 different articles!
If you think I’m talking crap, explain why in the comments.
If you ‘get’ something and want to join in, that’s also what the comments bit is for.
If you want to make a more private contact it’s: chris@lumpit.co.uk any time.
